Whatever you give a woman, she'll make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby, Give her a house, she'll give you a home. Give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. Give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies & enlarges what she is given so if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.
Credit goes to my Uncle Bob, via Cousin Kristine on FB, but he probably found it out somewhere on the world wide web. Her FIL had this comment: "The really interesting thing is that a woman can make your penis greater too and that driving force is so powerful that most men are willing to put up with the ton of shit."
Ponder that, folks. Good night!